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the one where ‘liz & dick’ ruined my appetite.

ok “liz & dick.” i’m ready to be amazed. two seconds in and it looks like “lolita.” sunglasses and humbert humbert and all. ok what in the hell is this. what is this music. it’s like, “we’re going shopping for … Continue reading

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the one where the sunglasses upstage everyone.

the title of this episode is “hell on earth.” it’s like “smash” can read my BRAIN. katharine mcphee opens the show with “well i just can’t sit around and wait for ‘marilyn’ to happen,” so she’s going back to the … Continue reading

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the one where maybe i kind of like ‘smash,’ but not really.

i need to stop reading the descriptions of these “smash” episodes because they just make me want to die. remember last week, when bernadette peters stole my heart and made me love everything? it turns out the brainwashing only lasted … Continue reading

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the one where ‘smash’ is like whoa.

already i’m hating this episode. it’s called “chemistry.” uh-oh. the blonde is singing in the mirror (apparently that happens a lot in this show) and can’t hit the high notes. whatever will happen? this week we open with, surprise surprise, … Continue reading

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the one where i get smashed to watch ‘smash.’

my how the tables have turned. remember last week, when everyone was treating mcphee like she had the plague? like she didn’t deserve to be there? and then in a swift second, she got everyone in the ensemble to be … Continue reading

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the one where ‘smash’zzzzzz.

not 2 seconds into the third episode, and i’m already regretting my decision to watch this. the blonde and sleaze ball are sexing it up, so apparently this is becoming a regular thing. and then they finish and she says … Continue reading

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the one where ‘smash’ smashes my brain into a thousand bits.

so i’ve decided to watch “smash,” because i remembered that i can get it on on-demand and don’t need to actually record it, which is good because my monday nights are packed (rehearsal! “alcatraz”! “ru paul’s drag race”!) and too … Continue reading

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