Tag Archives: iphone

The one where OMG I REMEMBERED IT.

Out of nowhere, there it was. In my brain. At my fingertips. I shouted in the newsroom, and everyone cheered, as though something really tremendous had happened. Which it had. I finally remembered my stupid PIN. Finally. I IMd Emily … Continue reading

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The one where the numbers make me crazy.

So it’s day 2 of not remembering my PIN, and everyone is like “stop thinking about it, it’ll come to you!” and all I can think about is all the things I could be missing on Instagram. And wondering if … Continue reading

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The one where I might have early-onset Alzheimer’s.

I’ve decided to start writing with proper capitalization. Which is probably the first sign that I have early-onset Alzheimer’s. But whatever. Maybe it won’t be a permanent thing. Today I used my phone several times — I always check Instagram … Continue reading

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the one where the machines own me.

i just spent the last hour setting up google sync on my iphone. the actual setting up process took about 3 seconds. the agonizing over whether this was going to delete everything and ruin everything took 59 minutes and 57 … Continue reading

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it’s been too long.

i just accidentally typed the letter “o” in the headline of this post, and then published it. that’s how long it’s been since i’ve written here. i don’t even know how to write anymore, i just mash whatever letter happens … Continue reading

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