Author Archives: Cruey

About Cruey

I'm a quadruple black belt in the art of awesomeness. And I like sandwiches.

The one where OMG I REMEMBERED IT.

Out of nowhere, there it was. In my brain. At my fingertips. I shouted in the newsroom, and everyone cheered, as though something really tremendous had happened. Which it had. I finally remembered my stupid PIN. Finally. I IMd Emily … Continue reading

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The one where the numbers make me crazy.

So it’s day 2 of not remembering my PIN, and everyone is like “stop thinking about it, it’ll come to you!” and all I can think about is all the things I could be missing on Instagram. And wondering if … Continue reading

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The one where I might have early-onset Alzheimer’s.

I’ve decided to start writing with proper capitalization. Which is probably the first sign that I have early-onset Alzheimer’s. But whatever. Maybe it won’t be a permanent thing. Today I used my phone several times — I always check Instagram … Continue reading

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the one where ‘liz & dick’ ruined my appetite.

ok “liz & dick.” i’m ready to be amazed. two seconds in and it looks like “lolita.” sunglasses and humbert humbert and all. ok what in the hell is this. what is this music. it’s like, “we’re going shopping for … Continue reading

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the one where lindsay lohan said something dumb and nobody was surprised.

this happened. WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace. — Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) October 29, 2012 really? “sally.” no problem, lindz. my positive energy usually … Continue reading

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the one where the world disappoints.

so i have an online tv show at the work, and it’s about tech and it’s silly, about rumors, and it’s with a co-host and it’s kind of a big deal to me. because i work hard on it and … Continue reading

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the one where i don’t even know who i am anymore.

god, today i ate a sandwich and it was fine (i only ate half, anyway, because i’m on A DIET. SURPRISE) and i was like “ooh, what a perfect opportunity to get back into blogging! sandwiches! remember how i love … Continue reading

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