Monthly Archives: August 2011

the one where i hate things.

ok, i’m going to say this once, really fast because i don’t want people to take it the wrong way but: i hate when people bring infants to the office. it’s cute if they come in for a minute. get … Continue reading

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the one where lindsay lohan can’t tell the difference between coke and quartz.

so this happened. some site i’ve never heard of before caught my girlfriend on video, buying drugs from some guy, in broad daylight, on a street corner. and then her publicist said that what she actually was buying was CRYSTALS. … Continue reading

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the one where we are cheap jetsetters.

i hate the word “jetsetter.” i also hate that it’s one word. today i taught my former roommate that “i.e.” means “that is,” and “e.g.” means “for example.” i didn’t used to know that, but now i do because i … Continue reading

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the one where i guess i’m a cat lady.

yesterday i worked from home to wait for the macy’s delivery people to deliver our loveseat. (!) my day was filled with: working, going for a run, and taking pictures of my cats doing various things. well, taking a picture … Continue reading

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