Monthly Archives: June 2011

the one where lindsay lohan was paid a scrillion dollars to say 6 words.

she called me her friend!!!!!!! <3

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the one where the credit report knows about my personal life.

so we’re moving, and everyone is going to be asking for credit stuff and whatevers. i have very good credit, as far as i know. i have high limits on a couple cards, and i pay on time and over … Continue reading

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the one where someone wanted to be me and almost succeeded.

my debit card number was stolen. chase caught it and texted me to let me know! there were two fraudulent charges on there, and we caught it and canceled that card and a new one will get here in five … Continue reading

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the one where the machines own me.

i just spent the last hour setting up google sync on my iphone. the actual setting up process took about 3 seconds. the agonizing over whether this was going to delete everything and ruin everything took 59 minutes and 57 … Continue reading

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the one where i was supposed to be rich, but i’m not.

ever since i moved from my livejournal account to this fancy thing, i’ve been writing less and less. i think it’s because this blog dashboard HAS SO MANY THINGS ON IT! TOO MUCH OF THE THINGS! everywhere i look there’s … Continue reading

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the one where we went to costa rica and made a video about it.

it looks like this:

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the one where i have enemies maybe.

woke up last night at midnight to the sound of breaking glass. automatically thought it was chowder knocking something over, because that’s usually what it is. it wasn’t. here’s are photos of what it actually was: so that happened. you … Continue reading

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