Monthly Archives: April 2011
my coworker asked me if i’m watching jay leno tonight. i asked why, even though i assumed it’s lindsay lohan related. i was correct. she’s on tonight, and apparently her appearance bumped kristen chenoweth from the lineup. which makes me … Continue reading
ever since i got this newfangled wordpress thing, i feel like i haven’t blogged as much. i guess that’s fine, nothing is forcing me to blog, just like nothing is really stopping me from blogging. but it’s true. i just … Continue reading
10 scrillion years ago, i applied for a raise and a promotion. today it went through! i’m a senior copy editor! i’m a senior copy editor at the work! happy day!
so the hairdresser is in new york, sharpening her “cutting with a razor” skills (see what i did there?) and i’m left to my own devices. that entails watching a lot of “sex and the city” on dvd and hanging … Continue reading
so this happened today. “human centipede: the musical!” these students took two of my most favorite things in the world (“human centipede” and musical theater) and combined them. much like the humans in the “human centipede” were combined. oops, spoiler … Continue reading