a look back.
Monthly Archives: February 2011
…oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in what made me do a spit take all over my computer monitor, it seems that lindsay and that guy are back together again. or maybe by “lindsay is sleeping next to me” she meant “passed out next to … Continue reading
so lindsay was apparently supposed to be on the letterman show, but not really. it was a booking error. according to a spokesman: We made a mistake. Someone purporting to be a friend of Lindsay’s reached out to the show … Continue reading
so lohan finally went to court over the necklace thing and wept and collapsed all over the place and made a scene and was like “noooooo” and “not guilty” and “i was in ‘parent trap’!” and the judge looked at … Continue reading
the other day i wore my t-shirt that says “nobody puts baby in a corner.” the font it’s written in is helvetica. so i was wearing it in the marina district, and a guy walking toward us on the sidewalk … Continue reading
after much debate and several important decisions–puppies or nascar? golf or a college i didn’t go to? horses running or wonder woman?–i went with garfield, because it’s printed on recycled paper. you may now finish whatever it is you were … Continue reading