Monthly Archives: February 2011

i saw this, and then my life was complete.

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noooooooooooooooooo….

…oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in what made me do a spit take all over my computer monitor, it seems that lindsay and that guy are back together again. or maybe by “lindsay is sleeping next to me” she meant “passed out next to … Continue reading

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fuel to the fire.

so lindsay was apparently supposed to be on the letterman show, but not really. it was a booking error. according to a spokesman: We made a mistake. Someone purporting to be a friend of Lindsay’s reached out to the show … Continue reading

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good one, judge.

so lohan finally went to court over the necklace thing and wept and collapsed all over the place and made a scene and was like “noooooo” and “not guilty” and “i was in ‘parent trap’!” and the judge looked at … Continue reading

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well that wasn’t surprising.

the other day i wore my t-shirt that says “nobody puts baby in a corner.” the font it’s written in is helvetica. so i was wearing it in the marina district, and a guy walking toward us on the sidewalk … Continue reading

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update to my last post.

after much debate and several important decisions–puppies or nascar? golf or a college i didn’t go to? horses running or wonder woman?–i went with garfield, because it’s printed on recycled paper. you may now finish whatever it is you were … Continue reading

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chase thinks i’m 6 years old.

i went online to order new checks today. i was greeted by a page with a picture of a check with scooby doo on it. then i read the fine print (click to embiggen): my old checks were superman. so … Continue reading

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