Monthly Archives: December 2010

i might not be a surfer.

well, that was fast. we contacted the surf trip people yesterday with a few questions and the lady said that the may trip was canceled because there’s some stand-up paddle surf da kine blah blah hang 10 competition something somewhere … Continue reading

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i’m going to be a surfer.

we went to san diego for christmas to spend time with the hairdresser’s family, as we usually do because i’m jewish and my family doesn’t really care where i am on december 25th. so we went and ate and ate … Continue reading

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lohan wins again.

my girlfriend lindsay lohan was accused of beating up (!!!) one of the staff members at the betty ford clinic where she’s been for far too long. this story was reported in the press-enterprise newspaper, which, i’ll have you know, … Continue reading

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cardio + karaoke =

… a truly horrible idea. so billy blanks’ son (he’s the tae bo guy; my roommate does his videos in the living room) decided to get in on the “let’s create a nonsense word and share it with the masses … Continue reading

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on friday i was paid to be awesome.

so the loosies were hired (hired. like, money) by this pr/advertising firm to sing at the firm’s christmas party dressed like elves. they gave us alternate verses to “12 days of christmas,” that was all inside jokey to the company. … Continue reading

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double dream hands across the nation.

i want to share this with everyone in the universe, because it’s amazing. i’m even thinking of making a twitter, just so i can post about this. and then obviously i’d get the fuck off of twitter, because i hate … Continue reading

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i’m an editor.

to be an editor–a good editor, even–you have to be many things, among them: anal capable of multitasking, while being anal obsessive compulsive you might think that all of these things are basically the same, but that’s where you’re wrong. … Continue reading

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